The New Haven Sasquatch
About me:
Hey there,
I am the New Haven Sasquatch. Some call me a Yeti or Bigfoot if you’re nasty. You may have seen me around New Haven, New York, Hartford or Philly – I mean, I’ve been kind of a recluse the past few decades, I know, but I’m kind of a big deal.
In 2020 – when I reemerged and got a little taste of fame (I love New Haven), I decided I’m done with living in the shadows! Urban myth? Please! I - am An Urban L E G E N D!
BOOK ME:
I werk for me but I don’t werk for free! As an artist and entrepreneur I am open to commission werk – so when you say jump I say “How Much?” And because I’m in cahoots with the Notorious P.I.C. I come with my own personal photographer. So send me your requests, products or the location of your establishment and I’ll pose all over it!
Highly suggest you hit me up cause I am all up in my primate energy rn.
Bask in my hashtags!
#urbanLegend #sexybeast #bigfootenergy #partyanimal #model #influencer #primate #apeshit #monkeybusiness #modelcitizen #nudist #furry #hmu #bookme
Follow me @NewHavenSasquatch
Newsflash:
You can wear me now!
I werk New Haven Sleeve Tee
$30.00
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
Rise and shine b!tch Square Pillow
$21.87
Room accents shouldn't be underrated. These beautiful indoor pillows in various sizes serve as statement pieces, creating a personalized environment.
.: 100% Polyester cover
.: 100% Polyester pillow included
.: Double sided print
.: Concealed zipper
.: Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
.: 100% Polyester cover
.: 100% Polyester pillow included
.: Double sided print
.: Concealed zipper
.: Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
perfect nonsense Jumbo Mug, 20oz
$20.02
Perfect for that extra boost of coffee or large amounts of hot cocoa on a rainy day, this ceramic mug comes in the perfect size: 20oz (0.6l). Thanks to the ORCA coating, your original designs will be printed in picture-perfect quality on the white ceramic base with a glossy finish. The mug features a C-shaped, easy-grip handle.
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Material: durable white ceramic
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Glossy finish
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Material: durable white ceramic
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Glossy finish
Big Foot Energy
$35.00
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
Urban Legend Hooded Sweatshirt
from $36.45
This unisex heavy blend hooded sweatshirt is relaxation itself. Made with a thick blend of cotton and polyester, it feels plush, soft and warm, a perfect choice for any cold day. In the front, the spacious kangaroo pocket adds daily practicality while the hood's drawstring is the same color as the base sweater for extra style points.
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size
Rise and shine b!tch mug
$20.02
Perfect for that extra boost of coffee or large amounts of hot cocoa on a rainy day, this ceramic mug comes in the perfect size: 20oz (0.6l). Thanks to the ORCA coating, your original designs will be printed in picture-perfect quality on the white ceramic base with a glossy finish. The mug features a C-shaped, easy-grip handle.
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Material: durable white ceramic
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Glossy finish
.: One size: 20oz (0.6l)
.: Material: durable white ceramic
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Glossy finish
OMG Totes!
$15.00
These Port Authority® personalized tote bags can now accommodate your own designs for a stylish upgrade. Measuring at 15.75"h x 15.25"w and with a handle length of 21.5”, these personalized tote bags are with 100% cotton sheeting. Add their reinforced handle stitching to the mix, and you got a reliable bag rich in both practicality and durability.
NB! Please note that due to global stock issues, Port Authority B150 of Monster Digital will be replaced with an equally-high quality tote bag from OAD (model OAD113). The replacement tote bag will be offered at the same price to avoid order issues. We will inform you as soon as B150 is back in stock and ready to ship.
.: Material: 100% cotton sheeting
.: One size
.: Lightweight and compact
.: Handle Length: 21.5" (54.61cm)
.: NB! White space does not print
NB! Please note that due to global stock issues, Port Authority B150 of Monster Digital will be replaced with an equally-high quality tote bag from OAD (model OAD113). The replacement tote bag will be offered at the same price to avoid order issues. We will inform you as soon as B150 is back in stock and ready to ship.
.: Material: 100% cotton sheeting
.: One size
.: Lightweight and compact
.: Handle Length: 21.5" (54.61cm)
.: NB! White space does not print
Sexy Beast Mug
$25.00
Bring a sense of magic and wonder to your breakfast table with this new age mug! Changing color right before your eyes it brings a sense of fun and curiosity to those around you. Coming in 11oz and 15oz sizes, this mug is the perfect way to enjoy your favorite warm drinks in style!
.: White ceramic
.: 11oz. (0.33 l) and 15oz. (0.44 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
.: White ceramic
.: 11oz. (0.33 l) and 15oz. (0.44 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
Yeti Master - Mug
$25.00
Bring a sense of magic and wonder to your breakfast table with this new age mug! Changing color right before your eyes it brings a sense of fun and curiosity to those around you. Coming in 11oz and 15oz sizes, this mug is the perfect way to enjoy your favorite warm drinks in style!
.: White ceramic
.: 11oz. (0.33 l) and 15oz. (0.44 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
.: White ceramic
.: 11oz. (0.33 l) and 15oz. (0.44 l)
.: Rounded corners
.: C-handle
Rise and shine b!tch Hard Backed Journal
$15.55
For marking down schedules, to-do lists, or planning out your days - this personalized journal is a stylish option to do it all. Featuring high-quality 90gsm paper pages, each journal will come with your ideas in a crisp, full wrap-around print. Choose between ruled, graph, or blank paper options for further customization.
.: Full wraparound print
.: 128 pages (64 sheets)
.: 90 gsm paper
.: Choice of ruled, graph or blank paper
.: Full wraparound print
.: 128 pages (64 sheets)
.: 90 gsm paper
.: Choice of ruled, graph or blank paper
