The New Haven Sasquatch

 
 

About me:

Hey there,

I am the New Haven Sasquatch. Some call me a Yeti or Bigfoot if you’re nasty. You may have seen me around New Haven, New York, Hartford or Philly – I mean, I’ve been kind of a recluse the past few decades, I know, but I’m kind of a big deal.

In 2020 – when I reemerged and got a little taste of fame (I love New Haven), I decided I’m done with living in the shadows! Urban myth? Please! I - am An Urban L E G E N D!

BOOK ME:

I werk for me but I don’t werk for free! As an artist and entrepreneur I am open to commission werk – so when you say jump I say “How Much?” And because I’m in cahoots with the Notorious P.I.C. I come with my own personal photographer. So send me your requests, products or the location of your establishment and I’ll pose all over it!

Highly suggest you hit me up cause I am all up in my primate energy rn.

Bask in my hashtags!

#urbanLegend #sexybeast #bigfootenergy #partyanimal #model #influencer #primate #apeshit #monkeybusiness #modelcitizen #nudist #furry #hmu #bookme

Contact my agent.

Follow me @NewHavenSasquatch

Newsflash:

You can wear me now!

I werk New Haven Sleeve Tee
$30.00
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perfect nonsense Jumbo Mug, 20oz
$20.02
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Big Foot Energy
$35.00
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Urban Legend Hooded Sweatshirt
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Rise and shine b!tch mug
$20.02
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OMG Totes!
$15.00
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Sexy Beast Mug
$25.00
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Yeti Master - Mug
$25.00
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